EP2, by Plastic Jeezus

EP2

by Plastic Jeezus

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1.	Kenneth 02:23	lyrics	buy track
Kenneth bought a ukulele. Kenneth liked to play it daily. Kenneth liked to play it nightly. Ken's wife smashed it (And quite rightly). Well that's just the way it goes. Should've seen it coming, I suppose. Kenneth bought himself a kazoo. Quite a foolish thing to do. His wife reacted like you'd think she would do. Now Kenneth's got a smashed kazoo, too. Well that's just the way it goes. Should've seen it coming, I suppose. "My one regret" The hedgehog said, "Is purchasing This waterbed." Kenneth thought he'd learn recorder. He borrowed one off of his daughter. His wife found out, which terrified him. Now that recorder's stuck inside him. Well that's just the way it goes. Should've seen it coming, I suppose...
2.	Man In A Dog Costume 02:52	lyrics	buy track
I know that you love him And I know you've lost your sight. Everybody's noticed But we're all too polite To tell you... Charlie's not the pet you think he is. And it's not as you presume... Charlie's just a man in a dog costume. Your canine companion Is a geezer on all fours. Didn't you ever wonder Why he's got hands instead of paws? (And fingers) Charlie's not the pet you think he is. And it's not as you presume... Charlie's just a man in a dog costume. Well I guess you won't remember that fateful day When Charlie thought he'd go outside and play. He ran out into the garden and he jumped the gate. By the time the driver saw him it was too late. He came up to your door to tell you, but he saw you were blind And a curious kinda concept formed in his mind. He got an old fur coat, some scissors and a tube of glue And within about an hour he was Charlie mark two. Charlie's not the pet you think he is. And it's not as you presume... Charlie's just a man in a dog costume. Charlie's not the pet you think he is. And it's not as you presume... Charlie's just a man in a dog costume.
3.	My Road 03:38	lyrics	buy track
Arguments and fights Are the soundtrack to my nights Down my road. The sound of a siren's scream Wakes me up from perfect dreams Down my road. You should try living down my road. You should try living down my road. Arguments and fights Are the soundtrack to my nights Down my road. The sound of a siren's scream Wakes me up from perfect dreams Down my road. You should try living down my road. You should try living down my road. Litter blows like leaves Decorates the crumbling streets Down my road. Slogans on the walls Drawn by kids thrown out of schools Down my road. You should try living down my road. You should try living down my road. If you're gonna have an argument or fight Come and stand outside my window tonight. You can yell abuse and beat your lover You can tell her all about the other woman in your life - someone else's wife. Children laugh and cry Shout abuse at passers-by Down my road. It's the same old situation Round the corner from the station Down my road. You should try living down my road. You should try living down my road. You should try living down my road. You should try living down my road.
4.	Mantrap! 03:27	lyrics	buy track
The rest of the house was sleeping when I heard a peculiar noise. Sounded like someone speaking in a high-pitched voice. So I put on my dressing gown and headed to the stairs And as I quietly tip-toed down I realised I was scared. Ba-da-ba, etc. "What's that? Who's there? Come out!" I cried And prayed that they had gone. Then right about that time I spied the kitchen light was on. I pushed the door and was relieved to find nobody there, Then just as I had turned to leave, saw something on a chair. A giant piece of cheese, wrapped up in a red bow, With a note addressed to me, then...the next thing I know... I woke inside a cage of sorts, Three mice sat by my head. My head was spinning, full of thoughts, Then the largest rodent said: "We've got our retribution! Oh yes, we've got our revenge! The years of persecution have finally reached an end! You've hunted us for far too long Now it's time to turn the page!" And then the mice broke into song And danced around my cage, singing: "We caught a man in a mantrap! All mice should have one of these! All that you need is a man that Just can't resist some cheese!" (like me)