We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
/
  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Professionally printed CD in a full colour card sleeve. It is...we think you'll agree...very sexy.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Leave Them Wanting Less via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 2 days

      £12 GBP or more 

     

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      £1 GBP  or more

     

  • Full Digital Discography

    Get all 8 Plastic Jeezus releases available on Bandcamp and save 20%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Leave Them Wanting Less, Utter Baubles, The Biscuit Song, Escape (The P. E. Song), Quite Heavy Things, Live at St. Pancras Old Church, Choose Your Own Misadventure, and EP2. , and , .

    Purchasable with gift card

      £22.80 GBP or more (20% OFF)

     

lyrics

Every bike is a folding bike,
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in.
And every door is a sliding door,
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in.
But not every boat
Is a gravy boat.
(The buoyancy of Bisto)

Every mower is a ride-on mower,
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in.
And every zoo is a petting zoo,
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in.
But not every Burger King
Is a drive-through.
(Flame-grilled carburetor)

And it seems to me
I’m probably not welcome there again.
I made a hell of a mess
And the manageress
Said I should hang my head in shame.

Every fish is a flying fish,
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in.
And every bag is a sleeping bag,
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in.
But not every bank
Is a sperm bank.
(He’s fathered many children)

And it seems to me
I’m probably not welcome there again.
I made a hell of a mess
And the manageress
Said I should hang my head in shame.

Every glass is a shot glass,
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in.
And every computer is a laptop computer,
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in.
But not every gun
Is a tattoo gun.
(It still looks like your mother)

And it seems to me
I’m probably not welcome there again.
I made a hell of a mess
And the manageress
Said I should hang my head in shame.

And not every song
Has a satisfactory ending.

credits

from Leave Them Wanting Less, released February 7, 2022
Written by: Plastic Jeezus
Mixed by Aaron Roberts
Mastered by Dave Holder

Vocals, ukulele, keys, loops: Simon
Backing vocals, bass, drum-programming, synth: Aaron

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Plastic Jeezus Bournemouth, UK

Hello, we're Plastic Jeezus. We play funny tunes about silly things and we live in Bournemouth. Our names are Aaron and Simon.

contact / help

Contact Plastic Jeezus

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account