Man In A Dog Costume

from EP2 by Plastic Jeezus

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lyrics

I know that you love him
And I know you've lost your sight.
Everybody's noticed
But we're all too polite
To tell you...

Charlie's not the pet you think he is.
And it's not as you presume...
Charlie's just a man in a dog costume.

Your canine companion
Is a geezer on all fours.
Didn't you ever wonder
Why he's got hands instead of paws?
(And fingers)

Charlie's not the pet you think he is.
And it's not as you presume...
Charlie's just a man in a dog costume.

Well I guess you won't remember that fateful day
When Charlie thought he'd go outside and play.
He ran out into the garden and he jumped the gate.
By the time the driver saw him it was too late.
He came up to your door to tell you, but he saw you were blind
And a curious kinda concept formed in his mind.
He got an old fur coat, some scissors and a tube of glue
And within about an hour he was Charlie mark two.

Charlie's not the pet you think he is.
And it's not as you presume...
Charlie's just a man in a dog costume.

Charlie's not the pet you think he is.
And it's not as you presume...
Charlie's just a man in a dog costume.