Name: The Biscuit Song
Duration: P00H01M57S
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The Biscuit Song

by Plastic Jeezus

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lyrics

Everybody loves a chocolate Hobnob.
I've been known to gobble five or six.
And no-one would refuse a custard cream but
Oreos are just bourbons for pricks.

Digestives are relatively boring.
Unless you add some chocolate to the mix.
No-one really likes those weird pink wafers and
Oreos are just bourbons for pricks.

The inside taste of much
And the outside's not that nice.
Sit down and have a bourbon son,
You might just be surprised.
And if you don't believe us
And insist on tucking in
Do yourself a favour, mate:
Give up the biscuit tin.

Malted milks don't get much recognition
But they're well worth your nibbles and your licks
Rich Teas are like little slabs of cardboard and
Oreos are just bourbons for pricks.
Everybody!
"Oreos are just bourbons for pricks"
Etc.