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Astro​-​Illogical

from Leave Them Wanting Less by Plastic Jeezus

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lyrics

Mary's an Aries,
She insists on telling everyone.
She believes the stars dictate her fate
Cos she read it on a page in the back of The Sun.
Her husband grew so sick of it
He said "I'm gonna pack my things and go".
Mary rolled her eyes and sighed,
"Textbook Scorpio".

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo.
(The power of the stars can be used to explain us)
Libra, Cancer, Pisces, John Virgo.
(Are you Jupiter and Mars, or are you Saturn Uranus?)

Steven's a Libran,
He's got full faith in his horoscope.
It made him what he is today:
Miserable and broke.
And Laura's a Taurus.
She wastes her thyme burning sage.
Her Venus is in retrograde
(Which can happen to women of a certain age).

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo.
(The power of the stars can be used to explain us)
Libra, Cancer, Pisces, John Virgo.
(Are you Jupiter and Mars, or are you Saturn Uranus?)

Janet says the planets
Speak to her in the way that they are aligned.
The only message I can hear
Is that Janet's clearly lost her mind.

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo.
(The power of the stars can be used to explain us)
Libra, Cancer, Pisces, John Virgo.
(Are you Jupiter and Mars, or are you Saturn Uranus?)

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from Leave Them Wanting Less, released February 7, 2022
Written by: Plastic Jeezus
Mixed by Aaron Roberts
Mastered by Dave Holder

Vocals, ukulele: Simon
Backing vocals, bass, drum-programming, synth: Aaron

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Plastic Jeezus Bournemouth, UK

Hello, we're Plastic Jeezus. We play funny tunes about silly things and we live in Bournemouth. Our names are Aaron and Simon.

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