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lyrics

I got my hand stuck in a horse's arse,
I was running when I tripped and fell,
And I lost the egg and I lost the spoon
And I lost the race as well.
Now I'm stood here by that horse's arse,
Waiting impatiently
For the horse to guff
And release my stuff
As I need the spoon to stir my tea.

I got my foot stuck in a horse's arse,
I was practicing my tai chi in the barn,
And I lost my sock and I lost my shoe
And I lost my inner calm.
Now I'm stood here waiting by the horse's arse
For a stupid amount of time,
For my sock and shoe
In a horse's poo,
But the horse said "Now they're mine!".

(Alright! Walk me to the glue factory, etc.)

I got my head stuck in a horse's arse,
It's an incident I'm trying to forget,
For I lost my brand new spectacles
And I lost my career as a vet.
Now I'm stood here by that horse's arse
My day isn't going as I planned.
For I have to wait
For my equine mate
To plop my varifocals in my hand.

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from Leave Them Wanting Less, released February 7, 2022
Written by: Plastic Jeezus
Mixed by Aaron Roberts
Mastered by Dave Holder

Vocals, bass, banjo, drum-programming, synth, equine insanity: Aaron
Backing vocals, ukulele, keys: Simon

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Plastic Jeezus Bournemouth, UK

Hello, we're Plastic Jeezus. We play funny tunes about silly things and we live in Bournemouth. Our names are Aaron and Simon.

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