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Jamie's Tongue Twizzler

from Leave Them Wanting Less by Plastic Jeezus

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lyrics

Lady Gaga sitting on a train,
Dressed in a ballerina outfit again.
Eating her lunch when she was heard to complain,
"Oh no! I've split my cous-cous!"

It was a Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo.

(Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo)

There's an all-night takeaway near me.
They've got a table-tennis table and karaoke.
Thought I'd give it a go, so I did some Jay-Z.
I was wearing my favourite beach-shoes.

It was a hip-hop sing-song,
Dressed in my flip-flips,
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop.

(Hip-hop sing-song,
Dressed in my flip-flips,
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop)

My wife went left me for another bloke
On the day a big, tragic news story broke.
He was a pilot and every time he spoke
He said he loved drugs and Star Wars.

So I said "Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died.
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy.

("Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died.
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy)

Now Jennifer Lopez is being served a drink
By some sort of monkey, I think.
He plays a little woodwind and he gives a little wink
As he hands her a cup of hot chocolate.

(Now he's not very *good* at playing woodwind - but he tries, and that's what counts)

So that was...

J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo.

(J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo)

It was a Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo.

(Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo)

It was a hip-hop sing-song,
Dressed in my flip-flips,
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop.

(Hip-hop sing-song,
Dressed in my flip-flips,
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop)

I said "Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died.
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy.

("Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died.
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy)

J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo.

(J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo)

credits

from Leave Them Wanting Less, released February 7, 2022
Written by: Plastic Jeezus
Mixed by Aaron Roberts
Mastered by Dave Holder

Vocals, ukulele, keys, glockenspiel: Simon
Backing vocals, bass, tambourine, drum-programming, synth, Poundland Prodigy programming: Aaron

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Plastic Jeezus Bournemouth, UK

Hello, we're Plastic Jeezus. We play funny tunes about silly things and we live in Bournemouth. Our names are Aaron and Simon.

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