Kenneth

from EP2 by Plastic Jeezus

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lyrics

Kenneth bought a ukulele.
Kenneth liked to play it daily.
Kenneth liked to play it nightly.
Ken's wife smashed it
(And quite rightly).

Well that's just the way it goes.
Should've seen it coming, I suppose.

Kenneth bought himself a kazoo.
Quite a foolish thing to do.
His wife reacted like you'd think she would do.
Now Kenneth's got a smashed kazoo, too.

Well that's just the way it goes.
Should've seen it coming, I suppose.

"My one regret"
The hedgehog said,
"Is purchasing
This waterbed."

Kenneth thought he'd learn recorder.
He borrowed one off of his daughter.
His wife found out, which terrified him.
Now that recorder's stuck inside him.

Well that's just the way it goes.
Should've seen it coming, I suppose...