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Middle Class Punk

from Leave Them Wanting Less by Plastic Jeezus

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lyrics

I bought safety pins to stick through my nose.
(From the haberdashery aisle at Waitrose).
I wanna smash the system, give the man a punch.
(Then have smashed avocado on sourdough for brunch)

Cos I wanted to be a punk
But I'm far too middle class
And my guitar shrunk.

I've got The Buzzcocks, The Clash and the Undertones
On a Spotify playlist on my new iPhone.
I wanna rip my clothes and spike up my hair.
(But the dress code at work insists on business wear).

Cos I wanted to be a punk
But I'm far too middle class
And my guitar shrunk.

Hey ho! Let's go!
Hey ho! Let's go!
Hey ho! Let's go!
They've got quinoa on offer down at Tesco!

Let's all get wrecked on super-strength lager!
(But please use a coaster - and watch out for the Aga)
I wanna get wrecked and go to parties.
(But I mustn't forget to pick up my wife from Pilates).

Cos I wanted to be a punk
But I'm far too middle class
And my guitar shrunk.

Middle-aged dreams so hard to beat.
Every time I drive down the street.
I like Range-Rovers so I bought one.
My wife uses it for the school run.

Goodbye H&M.

credits

from Leave Them Wanting Less, released February 7, 2022
Written by: Plastic Jeezus
Mixed by Aaron Roberts
Mastered by Dave Holder

Vocals, ukulele, keys: Simon
Vocals, bass, drum-programming: Aaron

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Plastic Jeezus Bournemouth, UK

Hello, we're Plastic Jeezus. We play funny tunes about silly things and we live in Bournemouth. Our names are Aaron and Simon.

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