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The Holby and the I​.​V.

from Utter Baubles by Plastic Jeezus

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lyrics

"I've never used one of these things before
But how difficult could it be?"
He says, as he holds up a rusty chainsaw
And he rollerblades up to the tree.
"This one will look good in the lounge"
He says to his kids gathered round
But he stops when he hears the sound
Of voices singing

"Christmas time in Holby.
There's blue flashing lights round the tree.
Christmas time in Holby.
Where the choir sings in A&E"

Nearby there's the annual Christmas parade
The school-children all watch it pass.
The floats have, of course, been precariously made
With scaffolding and sheets of glass.
The children don't know that, of course.
They run up to greet Santa Claus
But they're given reason to pause
When they hear singing...

"Christmas time in Holby.
There's blue flashing lights round the tree.
Christmas time in Holby.
Where the choir sings in A&E"

"It's been a tough day
Though it could've been worse".
Says the medic, as she leaves the scene.
Then she puts the ambulance into reverse
And sailing into the ravine.
The onlookers all stand and stare
As the vehicle flies through the air.
Then suddenly - out of nowhere
The sound of singing...

"Christmas time in Holby.
There's blue flashing lights round the tree.
Christmas time in Holby.
Where the choir sings in A&E"
"Christmas time in Holby.
There's blue flashing lights round the tree.
Christmas time in Holby.
Where the choir sings in A&E"

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from Utter Baubles, released November 16, 2020

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Hello, we're Plastic Jeezus. We play funny tunes about silly things and we live in Bournemouth. Our names are Aaron and Simon.

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