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The Office Christmas Party

from Utter Baubles by Plastic Jeezus

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lyrics

Tracy from Health and Safety
Is drinking flaming shots
With the other young ladies
And Craig the first aider
Is giving mouth to mouth
To a fella in the corner.

It's the office Christmas party
And everybody's here...
At the office Christmas party.
It's the best night of the year.

Hector, the director
Has downed eight points
Of the amber nectar
And Gretchen from reception
Is in trap three
In the ladies', retchin'.

It's the office Christmas party
And everybody's here...
At the office Christmas party.
It's the best night of the year.

And the D.J. played
The one by Slade
And they all sang along
Cos when you're that pissed
You just can't resist
A fun-filled, festive song.
Yeah the D.J. played
The one by Slade
And they all sang along
It's only just begun...

Tina, the cleaner,
Was dancing so dirty
She couldn't have been obscener
While Ruby, the newbie,
Is sat on Hector's lap
And she's rolling up a doobie.

It's the office Christmas party
And everybody's here...
At the office Christmas party.
It's the best night of the year.

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from Utter Baubles, released November 16, 2020

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Hello, we're Plastic Jeezus. We play funny tunes about silly things and we live in Bournemouth. Our names are Aaron and Simon.

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