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The Size of Whales

from Leave Them Wanting Less by Plastic Jeezus

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lyrics

I bought my son a pet giraffe.
I thought it would be fun,
Yeah, a bit of a laugh.
And when we bought it
It was fairly tall,
Now that mother-f***er’s
Seventeen feet tall.
I bought my son a pet giraffe.

I bought my son a pet crocodile.
According to some
That’s a bad gift for a child.
But in the end
It turned out OK
‘Cos it ate the giraffe
Then it scampered away.
I bought my son a pet crocodile.

And I have no regrets
When it comes to the purchase of these pets.
Yeah, that’s just what you get
When you’ve had a few glasses of wine
And then go shopping on the Internet.

I bought my son a pet blue whale.
He’s always wanted one
And – well – it was in the sale.
But as pets go
This one really sucked
‘Cos now the house smells funny
And the fish tank’s f***ed.
I bought my son a pet blue whale.

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from Leave Them Wanting Less, released February 7, 2022
Written by: Plastic Jeezus
Mixed by Aaron Roberts
Mastered by Dave Holder

Vocals, ukulele, keys: Simon
Backing vocals, gargling, bass, drum-programming, synth: Aaron

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Hello, we're Plastic Jeezus. We play funny tunes about silly things and we live in Bournemouth. Our names are Aaron and Simon.

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